You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.
Doing pretty fuckin good so far. This deserves a good jerk-off. BBL
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Legalize it.
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