You have made 29.791666666667 gallons and 248.62349416667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5720 kittens
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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days
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