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Farkin' Funny!
Union Man
A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house."
The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.
"That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd
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