God, I think my worst kiss was when I was 19. I had a friend who apparently decided to try his hand with me by trying to eat my head. I was standing in a doorway and suddenly I had a facehugger who felt there was no problem with going in for a first kiss while at the same time grabbing my crotch and pretending it was a stressball.
I detangled quickly and never let it happen again.
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"You know what? Fuck the moon! He controls our water and our women. I've had enough!"
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