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Old 05-10-2011, 07:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
Poetry
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God, I think my worst kiss was when I was 19. I had a friend who apparently decided to try his hand with me by trying to eat my head. I was standing in a doorway and suddenly I had a facehugger who felt there was no problem with going in for a first kiss while at the same time grabbing my crotch and pretending it was a stressball.

I detangled quickly and never let it happen again.
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