Why should we pay to jail folks that don't understand escalators? They should just be thrown down them. Or put some where they can learn. Well, learn again. Maybe it should be in a rural or undeveloped area for maximum impact. Sort of a camp. A "re-education camp", such as it is.
How do I know I'm an asshole? I log on to TFP. [applause]
Seriously, I'm the kind of driver, that if I see you run up past a line of cars waiting to turn/exit/merge/move won't let you merge into line unless you've got your emergency lights on, in which case I'm going to assume that you're not a bigger asshole than me. I will also do whatever I can to get onboard a plane before you.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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