You know you're an asshole when you...
A friend posted, "You know you're an asshole when you use speaker phone on the subway..."
So when you realize that you're the asshole, what was it that you were doing?
For me:
...cross the street in front of moving cars forcing them to stop and let you pass.
What about you?
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.
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