I have the ability to communicate with dogs.
And with a simple I can make a dog calm down and even fall asleep. (I have yet to meet a dog that could resist it.)
And even dogs that hate men can't resist my ability.
My weakness is cats. I never know what to do around a cat.
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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.
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