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This is one of my favourites, the 'Homoarmegeddon theory'. Basically, it states that homosexuality is nature's way of trying to slow down the birth rate. Eventually there will be enough gay people that the Earth will stabilize, where a certain percentage of people are straight and a certain percentage homosexual and that's just the way they are.
Of course, it's complete horseshit.
Here's some of my ideas to help curb overpopulation...
1) "Condom virginity" - Mabey popular morality needs to be revised with the novel idea that you are still a virgin as long as you use condoms: save the gloveless love for marriage and youll've virtually eliminated teen pregnancy. Unfortunately, protected sex is nothing on unprotected sex...
2)Health care hipocrasy: Western health care covers viagra and fertility treatments, but doesn't cover contraceptives or abortions or even vasectomies.
3) Popular sentiment: everyone still likes to ooh and ahh over freak mutation septuplets acquired by fertility drugs, and politicians still stump for tax breaks or welfare bonuses for the overly childed. Mabey we could see extra children (beyond the first ideally, but second would do) classified as pollution and taxed out the ying yang. I'd like to see massive tax or other incentives for sterilization before producing children. I can't possibly be the only one who starts looking around for another empty seat on the plane when a baby or toddler and their bubbly mom is seated next to or behind or infront of me.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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