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Originally Posted by SirLance
There is no greater mystery than woman. I think jewels is probably right, but who can say?
Some have suggested you call her on it, but I think you should just send back a picture.
Of yourself.
In the bath.
With a strategically placed bit of soap suds.
And let her wonder!
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Negative sir, Plan9 is a man. He must send her a picture, of himself, in the bath, with a bubble moustache and shampoo mohawk, pretending to be a Bath-Pirate.