Jinn,
Not, "people"...person. One person, that cunt Naonka. She spread that poison.
One of my best friends in a chair from a surfing accident. It's been ten years. He gets dates and has had some really hot girlfriends. I always have special affection for the girls that date him. He's been pretty lucky, finding girls that like him as he is and don't just date him to get points in heaven.
Just so you gals are in the know: just because a guy is in a chair doesn't mean he isn't a fully functional Death Star. My buddy's pecker works just fine, no medication. It's funny to go to a strip club, and watch the lap dancer do her thing and get poked - "Weren't expecting that, were ya'!" The looks on their faces are priceless.
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Gives a man a halo, does mead.
"Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."
Last edited by Cimarron29414; 11-16-2010 at 08:36 AM..
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