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Originally Posted by Crack Monk
I'm not completely sure you're suggesting he should use porn as a learning tool, but if you are, I disagree. The female oral in porn looks like one of the most unpleasant experiences of life. It's like, a weird floppy tongue making as much spitty noise as humanly possible while doing very little valuable stimulation. THOSE TONGUES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAN. And when they're not, they're doing some horrifyingly direct things to a clitoris that I personally could not handle.
Then again, my advice in general is "don't use porn as a guideline for any sexual act, at all, ever," so perhaps I'm a little extreme.
Beyond that, I don't have any good advice for this thread that hasn't already been given.
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Yeah, I've never (that I remember, anyway) had a partner that was like, "HARDER, FASTER, YEAH, ABUSE MY CROTCHSLOT!" so I don't know what I'm missing here. But I have had partners complain about too much direct clit speedbagging, overall aspeed, the least bit of facial hair, etc. Gentle with a medium piece (human vibrator) is what sane girls seem to prefer. Tasineah has made it painfully obvious that she is not sane. Which is cool with me.
And, as a minor threadjack, porn is primarily useful for getting off in 4.3 minutes when you're stressed and/or because your girlfriend makes sex some type of emotional chess game. The only way it serves as an educational tool is when you use it to pervert a girl into doing your favorite weird fetish. Granted, I've only just recently been in a relationship where my partner doesn't mind porn and actually enjoys some of it (HBO softcore is a gateway drug) for its visual stimulation, so my perspective is a bit skewed to the "shameful undercover wanker" side. Which is a lot of work, let me tell you.