Sabbatical? No, since I started dating smrt, my vagina has not gone on sabbatical.
However, when I was on hormonal birth control, it did go through a long period of being an adjunct professor. Still had work to perform but received no pay. This was not his fault just my lack of interest in sex due to the hormones. Man, I hated those things! I was simply not interested in sex nor was I interested in getting off myself. What I did still enjoy though was making sure the guy I loved was happy and satisfied. Not his fault my body went all wacky on the various pills I tried over the years. So we had sex about 2-3 times per week, though sometimes it was as long as a week in between.
Now that I am off hormonal birth control and have the Paragaurd IUD, my vagina is what you might consider a full time tenured professor. It works hard AND get to reap the rewards, almost nightl
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Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse. ~Edward Gorey
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