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We don't all have a coat of man-fur to protect us, though.
Stop-look-listen is only half joking. Seriously, that's pretty much all you need to do. If you're not in a rush to spew your love-goo and actually pay attention to what makes your lady-friend scream profanity, you'll go far as a lover.
Interestingly enough, this advice has a number of applications. Surviving an argument with said lady-friend, not looking like an idiot at work, crossing the street intact. The list goes on.
I challenge you to find three more practical words.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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