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Originally Posted by mixedmedia
And enthusiasm is good, but early in a relationship it's important to keep your wits about you during sex - stay aware.
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Yeah, you never know when her Husband is going to get home from work, half loaded from drinking warm beer out the back of his truck bed with a loaded shotgun in his gun rack. "What you dewin' with my woman!" is something you only want to hear once while only wearing your t-shirt.
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Please her, literally do everything you can to please her. You can get off in about 30 seconds, unless you are one of the truly lucky ones that get a girl that can get off as fast as a guy, she is going to take awhile to get off.
Sex is not about you and your 30 seconds to mars, it's about pleasing the girl that let you stick your dipstick in her [insert car part name that I don't feel like researching that could be used as a euphemism for a vajayjay].