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Oh Dave,
You just made my mudders day....... Shit, ya'll see I done went and forgot to put my teeth in again, where the hell did I put that damn spittoon anyways I'm pretty sure they followed that last line of skoal wash.
btw, you can sleep in my tent, its set up in the front yard, and I'm already cookin this dead goat I found on a homemade radiator grill, somebody musta throwd it away, ya know what they say tho, nother mans trash, is always some'em I can fix and use anyway.
God I miss the south! I just want to go home and be with my redneck friends.
p.s. I didn't think your stereo was funny, it had an 8-track player just like we like'em, hows bout some CCR my bullfrog friend? And legs later? yum