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Old 02-15-2010, 04:01 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ratbastid View Post
Oh, I could work up a price sheet pretty easily.

Let's see:

$15 - Take out the trash
$20 - Dishes
$50 - Clean one bathroom
$75 - Accompany on a non-mall shopping trip
$130 - Shopping trip including the mall

Orgasms are complimentary.
Let's not overthink this....

Take out the trash - copafeel
Dishes - handjob
Clean the bathroom - blowjob
Non-mall shopping trip - blowjob with swallow/facial
Shopping mall trip - anal

Pretty simple. It's called the bartering system. It's how the majority of sex has been negotiated since the beginning of time.
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