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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
The husband should charge a $500 monthly "protection fee."  |
Oh, I could work up a price sheet pretty easily.
Let's see:
$15 - Take out the trash
$20 - Dishes
$50 - Clean one bathroom
$75 - Accompany on a non-mall shopping trip
$130 - Shopping trip including the mall
Orgasms are complimentary.
Quote:
Originally Posted by snowy
Admittedly, long-term relationships and marriage have long been an economic transaction of sorts, and this puts that out there on the table...
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As usual, you read my mind and said what I was thinking about ten times more tactfully.