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Originally Posted by LoganSnake
Wrong.
An STD can hurt me if I don't know about it.
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Doctor: I'm sorry, you have syphilis.
Logan: What?!?! No! Impossible! I am totally loyal to my girlfriend and she's the only one I've ... had.., unprotecte ... What the FUCK AMY?!?!
Amy: Honey, Ive been meaning to tell you?
Logan: TELL ME WHAT!?
Your an inverted walking hazmat suit???
Amy: No, I before you I erm, had a couple of one night stands?
Logan: What exactly is "a couple"??
Amy: Remember the rolex watch I got you?
Logan: You fucking WHOAR!
Doctor: Calm down!
Logan: Don't tell me to fucking calm down!! This, this ..
this JEZEBEL gave me the herp!!
Amy:Syphilis.
Logan:
That makes me feel MUCH better!!!
Amy: I meant to say the rolex belonged to my ex and he probably infected you with it.
Logan: WHAT???
Doctor: That's technically impossible.
Amy: How about hypothetically?
Logan: huh???
Doctor: huh???
Amy: You know what, if that's how you feel then fine! We're through!
Logan: Fine!
Amy: FINE!
Logan:
FINE!!
Doctor: Finally.