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JadziaDax · 06-13-2003, 02:27 AM

A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. "I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said. "For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! "

"How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

06-13-2003, 02:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 13 A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. "I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence," the woman said. "For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! " "How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.