Typical. Archie, what a simp. Veronica's hotter, but way too high maintenance. Betty is nearly as hot, and would be way less work. And let's face it, you know Betty's got that little desperate edge to her thing for Archie: you just know she'd be willing to do all the really freaky, dirty stuff that Veronica will never let him get going....
But perhaps I've said too much....
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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