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Old 06-16-2009, 08:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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why are there no female leprechauns? how do you get leprechauns if there are no females to give birth to them? if there are females, where the hell are they?
Leprechauns aren't born. When one dies they just respawn elsewhere as a full grown leprechaun.

Heh, full grown's not saying much, eh...

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if it's your job to guard a pot of gold, why would you have a big ass rainbow that you can see for miles showing you the location of your secret hidden treasure?
It's a side effect of the lucky charms...

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do they all have beards? are they like little taliban, you gotta have a beard to be a true leprechaun? if you are a clean shaven leprechaun are you suspect and pushed out of the group?
It's not you have to have a beard to be a true leprechaun. You MUST have a beard to be a true irishman.

There's your answers, little guy. Now stop worrying and finish your corned beef and cabbage!
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