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my favs:
Today, While I was taking a shower, hair started to fall off. Its ok though, I was shaving. MLIA
Today, I forgot my umbrella. It was okay, it didn't rain. MLIA
Today, I was riding in an elevator and noticed a button that read "press in case of emergency". Everything was fine, so I left it alone. MLIA