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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Okay.... 
If aliens arrived tomorrow, we'd say things like this: "The aliens are attacking us!"
"All of them?"
"No, just Zorgargh and his Zortonite armies." And the aliens would say things like this: "Zorgargh is attacking the humans!"
"All of them?"
"No, just the Americans." And the zombies would say things like this: "Must...eat...human....brains...."
"Have you tried alien brains?"
"Oh, gosh...no, I guess I haven't."
"Well you must; they are absolutely delightful, especially with a dab of Grey Poupon." *holds up a jar*
"Oh...that's mustard."
"Yes, quite right."
"Say, would you capitalize 'mustard' as you would 'Grey Poupon'?"
"No, of course not. 'Grey Poupon' is a proper noun, while 'mustard' is a common noun."
"I see. It's hard to think on an empty stomach."
"Yes, I suppose so. It's been a while since you ate Mr. Whitaker's brains."
"Well, I do recall reading that Zortonite brains are decent." |
Um...you're kind of my favorite person ever after that post. 
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