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krazixs · 06-09-2003, 01:48 PM

a few years ago working as a manager in a video store in a small town, I had a rather embarassing experience. The town this store was in was small and kinda of conservative, needless to say no video store in town carried adult movies but we did have a few "soft" porn movies. Anyway it's about 4-5 in the afternoon and the store is pretty full on a weekend, when a couple approach my counter to check out some movies. As I pull up their account they have a late charge of about 10$ on it for a movie called Striptease, Lover's Caught on tape II and Playboy Playmates pajama party. So the wife of the couple is the one paying and so I decide to be a little descreet and tell them that they have a balance for three movies that were returned late. She get's rather upset blaming her 2 sons and says she'll pay up. Her husband who wasn't really paying attention decides that she shouldn't pay and demands to know what sort of movies their two sons have been renting. As they are getting irate and starting to draw attention from other customers, I am put into an compromising position. The name that signed out the movies is clearly the husband and as he's getting angrier and honestly pissing me off I answer him in a very even, and audible voice " The movies were Striptease, Lover's caught on tape II, and Playboy's Playmate Pajama Party, checked out on dd/dd/ and returned dd/dd by blah blah(husband's name). His wife's jaw drops to the counter and the husband's face turns very white. Well needless to say they paid and left the store very quietly.

06-09-2003, 01:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
krazixs Psycho Location: courtin in the kitchen	a few years ago working as a manager in a video store in a small town, I had a rather embarassing experience. The town this store was in was small and kinda of conservative, needless to say no video store in town carried adult movies but we did have a few "soft" porn movies. Anyway it's about 4-5 in the afternoon and the store is pretty full on a weekend, when a couple approach my counter to check out some movies. As I pull up their account they have a late charge of about 10$ on it for a movie called Striptease, Lover's Caught on tape II and Playboy Playmates pajama party. So the wife of the couple is the one paying and so I decide to be a little descreet and tell them that they have a balance for three movies that were returned late. She get's rather upset blaming her 2 sons and says she'll pay up. Her husband who wasn't really paying attention decides that she shouldn't pay and demands to know what sort of movies their two sons have been renting. As they are getting irate and starting to draw attention from other customers, I am put into an compromising position. The name that signed out the movies is clearly the husband and as he's getting angrier and honestly pissing me off I answer him in a very even, and audible voice " The movies were Striptease, Lover's caught on tape II, and Playboy's Playmate Pajama Party, checked out on dd/dd/ and returned dd/dd by blah blah(husband's name). His wife's jaw drops to the counter and the husband's face turns very white. Well needless to say they paid and left the store very quietly. __________________ The Kender in your party has just screamed in fear. Please roll a d20 to see how many of your body parts are still identifiable.