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Health care
My first contribution to Humor; I hope y'all like it, it's my favorite joke as its somewhat political.
An elderly woman decided to donate some of her vast fortune to her local hospital. The money was used to build a state-of-the-art facility. After it was completed and operational, she was given a tour so that she might see how her money has made a difference.
The doctor giving her the tour takes her into one of the patient rooms where the old woman is shocked to discover a man frantically beating off. Appalled, she turns to the doctor who carefully explains that the man suffers from a condition where his semen is toxic to his system. If he doesn't get it out of his system regularly, he will die.
Relieved by this explanation, she follows the doctor to the next room, where she is even more shocked when she sees a nurse giving a patient a blow job. She asks the doctor, "My goodness, what condition does this man suffer from?"
The doctor replies, "Oh, he has the same disease the other man has, he just has better health insurance."
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it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata
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