SabrinaFair

My first contribution to Humor; I hope y'all like it, it's my favorite joke as its somewhat political.


An elderly woman decided to donate some of her vast fortune to her local hospital. The money was used to build a state-of-the-art facility. After it was completed and operational, she was given a tour so that she might see how her money has made a difference.

The doctor giving her the tour takes her into one of the patient rooms where the old woman is shocked to discover a man frantically beating off. Appalled, she turns to the doctor who carefully explains that the man suffers from a condition where his semen is toxic to his system. If he doesn't get it out of his system regularly, he will die.

Relieved by this explanation, she follows the doctor to the next room, where she is even more shocked when she sees a nurse giving a patient a blow job. She asks the doctor, "My goodness, what condition does this man suffer from?"

The doctor replies, "Oh, he has the same disease the other man has, he just has better health insurance."

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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata

Bear Cub

I wouldn't mind the 20% post-deductible if I got that kind of care!

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

Tully Mars

So the second guy had the head nurse, right?

Sorry had to say it before someone else did.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...alth-plan.html

but still funny...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

tood_88