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partisan kittens
Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner
with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
It's Senator Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little
Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a
good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called
his campaign manager and told him about the e little girl and the
kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media
there an d tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign
and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and
trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
but no FOX for some reason..
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these
nice news people just what kind of kittens
you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that
they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes
open.'
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