It has been a long time since I fully offended and disappointed my parents. It's good to know that I still have it.
In college, they thought I was a drunk (OK, they were right about that one). After college, they worried that I was a degenerate pot-head. Now they have concerns about me being some sort of super-pervert. After all, if I can casually refer to something as extreme as Bukkake, what else is in my world that they don't even know about?
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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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