clavus

I draw cartoons. My newest one, the one that caused all the trouble, looked like this:



My dear mother, the woman who has politely laughed and/or rolled her eyes at my cartoons, was finally pushed over the edge. While cartoons dealing with genocide, man-on-fish love, and children cutting out one another’s kidneys were acceptable, THIS one went too far.

The problem, of course, was that my mother had never heard of Bukkake. And so she looked it up on the internet.

You can imagine her surprise.

And now whenever she thinks of her darling son, she gets mental images that no amount of eye-bleach will burn away.

And while this was most unfortunate, it pales in comparison to what happened to my dad. He hadn’t heard of Bukkake either. And he was at work when he read my cartoon.

So Dad (a normally sensible and conservative man) asked one of his coworkers about it. In fact, he asked a woman who reports to him. She didn’t know what Bukkake was either. So he asked her to look it up on the internet.

You can imagine her surprise.

You can imagine his surprise.

You can imagine the conversation I had with my parents today.

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Charlatan

A golden moment to be sure.

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SSJTWIZTA

Ha!

the cartoon was good enough, but mixed with the mental image of shocked and surprised parents made it that much better.

good stuff.

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Vigilante

Oh man, let hilarity ensue!

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Halx

May we have a moment of silence for the peaceful sensibilities and healthy office dynamics of clavus' parents.

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blahblah454

I could imagine my parents googling bukkake, and now I can not stop laughing. I only hope to god they don't open a conversation some dinner with topics on bukkake.

highthief

Any chance of doing a cartoon with snowballing involved?

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Charlatan

Clavus' parents have a new routine to spice things up...

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jewels

Ahem. I've just googled it. Never heard the term.

That is a great cartoon, though

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stevie667

The only term i can think of is epic win. Very unfortunate, but oh so funny.

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Redlemon

Are you suggesting that the next cartoon should involve golden showers?

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laconic1

Priceless. I'm positive my mom would drop dead on the spot if she Googled bukkake. My mom was horrified by the scene in Beavis and Butthead do America where Beavis told the old lady he poops too much.

Fly

bent mind you got there clavus..........nicely done bro.

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Redjake

There is a clear divide between young and old people. If I didn't understand a word in a cartoon that had a character with white liquid sprayed all over her face, I would probably steer clear of Googling it until I got home! Any time there is white liquid in a cartoon, you gotta play it safe.

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Charlatan

Feel free to read into this what you may...

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lotsofmagnets

a better introduction?

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Reese

Well, At least the first google hit for bukkake search is wikipedia.... Just hope they didn't do an image search...

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Vigilante

LMAO I agree. It is funny how clueless some people are

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clavus

It has been a long time since I fully offended and disappointed my parents. It's good to know that I still have it.

In college, they thought I was a drunk (OK, they were right about that one). After college, they worried that I was a degenerate pot-head. Now they have concerns about me being some sort of super-pervert. After all, if I can casually refer to something as extreme as Bukkake, what else is in my world that they don't even know about?

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hotzot

clavus, plenty of magazines buy these types of cartoons. Start sending them in.

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pig

This thread is so much better than what I feared when I thought of introducing your parents to bukkake.

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canuckguy

Great cartoon first of all!

Even better story!

Thanks for sharing!!
-----Added 31/8/2008 at 02 : 43 : 09-----
And Halx, I was thinking the same thing. Those office dynamics are changed forever!

Daniel_

Can we have a moment of silence please for the sexual harrasment suit about to be launched against Clavus snr?

Great story.

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SSJTWIZTA

i just got done surfing the mighty wombat webpage.

i have to say that a good portion of the cartoons are vile, tasteless, depraved, and completely fucking hilarious.

love it.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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mrklixx

I'm just wondering if the wording of this phrase was specifically intended. or another happy accident.

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I hate animated avatars.

flstf

It would be funny if they said something like "Bukkake in a Box" seems to be a contradiction of terms.

BadNick

John Lennon: come together, over me....? Who knew.

Fremen

Ahh, clavus, it's good to see some things stay the same. Stay gold, Pony Boy!

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Ayashe

I admit, I had to Google it too.

clavus

Much thanks. I try.

Looking back at my old cartoons, I I'm surprised that she didn't crack earlier.

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Craven Morehead

I laughed out loud when I read this.

Merlocke

now the question is will you post their reactions to youtube when they hear about 2 girls 1 cup?

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