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Old 08-27-2008, 08:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by nrclark View Post
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... '
I'll bet that makes his racket stand on end!

... is more or less what Johnny Carson said when this was said to him of Arnold Palmer's wife kissing his balls before a big tournament. Although Johnny said it about his putter.

Although actually he didn't. It's one of those apocryphal classic TV bits that never actually happened. Like Grouch's "I love my cigar" joke, which he made on his radio show but which was cut before it aired. The only people who ever heard that joke were the studio audience. But thousands and thousand of people claim that they ACTUALLY REMEMBER seeing it on TV.
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