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Old 07-09-2008, 08:08 AM   #56 (permalink)
aceventura3
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Originally Posted by Willravel
Would you pray to a tree out of respect? What about the 1st commandment?
No. When others pray in my presence I am usually deep in thought. I am a guy, the odds are if they spend a minute praying, I am probably thinking about sex for about 30 seconds, figuring out how I can go fast (cars, motorcycle, etc) about 10 seconds, making money about 10 seconds, and sex about 9 seconds, and misc. for about one second. I don't think about the first commandment.
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