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DaveOrion · 06-27-2008, 09:26 PM

This was mildly amusing but more to the point, accurate. After reading enough threads in the LL, this seems to be the basic consensus......

What I Want In a Man As Years Go By....

Original List:

- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful

- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 32)

- Nice looking
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has enough money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at my jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one tie
- Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
- Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 52)

- Not too ugly
- Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
- Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
- Nods head when I'm talking
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 62)

- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesn't belch or scratch in public
- Doesn't borrow money too often
- Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
- Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Remembers my name on occasion
- Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 72)

- Doesn't scare small children
- Remembers where bathroom is
- Doesn't require much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why he's laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears some clothes
- Likes soft foods- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 82)

- Breathing
- Doesn't miss the toilet...

06-27-2008, 09:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	What Women Want This was mildly amusing but more to the point, accurate. After reading enough threads in the LL, this seems to be the basic consensus...... What I Want In a Man As Years Go By.... Original List: - Handsome - Charming - Financially successful - A caring listener - Witty - In good shape - Dresses with style - Appreciates finer things - Full of thoughtful surprises - An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 32) - Nice looking - Opens car doors, holds chairs - Has enough money for a nice dinner - Listens more than talks - Laughs at my jokes - Carries bags of groceries with ease - Owns at least one tie - Appreciates a good home-cooked meal - Remembers birthdays and anniversaries - Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 52) - Not too ugly - Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car - Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally - Nods head when I'm talking - Usually remembers punch lines of jokes - Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture - Wears a shirt that covers his stomach - Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids - Remembers to put the toilet seat down - Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 62) - Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed - Doesn't belch or scratch in public - Doesn't borrow money too often - Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting - Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times - Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends - Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear - Appreciates a good TV dinner - Remembers my name on occasion - Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 72) - Doesn't scare small children - Remembers where bathroom is - Doesn't require much money for upkeep - Only snores lightly when asleep - Remembers why he's laughing - Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself - Usually wears some clothes - Likes soft foods- Remembers where he left his teeth - Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 82) - Breathing - Doesn't miss the toilet... __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...