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After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the Misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then placed his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, worked down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

"I found the remote," he mumbled.

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