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After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the Misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then placed his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, worked down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

"I found the remote," he mumbled.

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"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin

uncle phil

hehe...

good one...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Bear Cub

Priceless.

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

Push-Pull

Truth concisely spoken....

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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-

"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-