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Mens Rules on Women:
Rule #1: Men are not genetically encoded to understand women.
Rule #2: In addition to Rule #1, when dealing with females in their teenage years, women are not genetically encoded to understand themselves either.
Rule #3: When the above rules do not seem to apply, and you believe that you understand any female human, you are now lying to yourself.
The above is only half-joking. I grew up being raised only by my mother. I generally have far more female friends than male. They often praise me for understanding them so well. The honest truth is that I'm a god sounding board and help them understand themselves better. *I* never understand what the hell they are thinking.
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The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato
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