Strange Famous

Father went to college?
no

Father finished college?
no

Mother went to college?
no

Mother finished college?
no

Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor?
no

Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers?
no

Had more than 50 books in your childhood home?
yes

Had more than 500 books in your childhood home?
no

Were read children's books by a parent?
yes

Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18?
no

Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18?
no

The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively?
I wouldnt say so

Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18?
no

Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs?
no

Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs?
no

Went to a private high school?
no

Went to summer camp?
no

Had a private tutor before you turned 18?
no

Family vacations involved staying at hotels?
no

Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18?
mostly

Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them?
no

There was original art in your house when you were a child?
no

You and your family lived in a single-family house?
yes

Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home?
well, they had a mortgage...

You had your own room as a child?
yes

You had a phone in your room before you turned 18?
no

Participated in a SAT/ACT prep course?
no, but then again Im not American so it wouldnt have been much use if I had

Had your own TV in your room in high school?
yes

Owned a mutual fund or IRA in high school or college?
The IRA? WTF? I dont have any mutual funds

Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16?
no

Went on a cruise with your family?
no

Went on more than one cruise with your family?
no

Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up?
a couple of times, yeah

You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family?
central heating is for pussy's

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas