|
Father went to college?
Yes
Father finished college?
No. He ended up being a professional clown.
Mother went to college?
Yes.
Mother finished college?
Nope. Got knocked up by a clown.
Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor?
Grandfather and uncle are dentists. Another uncle is a Psychiatrist. Another uncle is a lawyer. There is more but...
Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers?
Higher.
Had more than 50 books in your childhood home?
Of course.
Had more than 500 books in your childhood home?
Most were about clowns.
Were read children's books by a parent?
Yes. Mainly the Penthouse Forum...
Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18?
Yep...
Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18?
Ballet and Tap
The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively?
That's a fucking retarded question...
Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18?
Did get my first till I was 23.
Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs?
Fuck no.
Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs?
Again...
Went to a private high school?
I did go to Catholic school till high school though...
Went to summer camp?
Does Boy Scout camp count? I'm an Eagle Scout.
Had a private tutor before you turned 18?
Yep. But doesn't mean I was dumb?
Family vacations involved staying at hotels?
Yep. We travel a lot.
Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18?
Most of it. Yes.
Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them?
A few...
There was original art in your house when you were a child?
Most was done by a family member.
You and your family lived in a single-family house?
Always. Same house since I was 3.
Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home?
Yep... Mom still lives there.
You had your own room as a child?
Yep... I had two.
You had a phone in your room before you turned 18?
I think so... I know my sister did.
Participated in a SAT/ACT prep course?
I'm sure I did. That was a long time ago.
Had your own TV in your room in high school?
Wasn't huge but I did...
Owned a mutual fund or IRA in high school or college?
I don't think so...
Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16?
First time on a plane I was 2
Went on a cruise with your family?
Oddly, no.
Went on more than one cruise with your family?
No... again...
Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up?
Yep. And I still go.
You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family?
I don't know... I new it wasn't free...
__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown
|