hrandani

When I was eight years old my mother took me to get my ears candled.

I didn't believe that it worked and immediately wanted to do exactly what that experiment called for, which was to burn them down without it being in my ear.

The lady agreed, but then when she went to the back she claimed she was now out of the ear candles.

I AM VINDICATED.

By the way I use those little dollar squeeze bulbs from walgreens, fill it up with hot water from the tap and squirt until crap comes out of your ears. It isn't pleasant but it works well.

Bonus for making your SO throw up watching what comes out.