I sympathise
settie my uni toilets sound remarkably like that (though people never leave pads or any bodily fluids lying around - thank Agnos) and fitting into one of those tiny stalls with a backpack full of books, files, computer bits and a labcoat is NOT fun.
That toronto thing sound hilarious though.
Here's the restroom etiquette for men
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