Originally Posted by ItWasMe

Oh, and don't you just love the stalls that have the toilet paper dispenser placed strategically far enough away from the toilet that you have to lean to reach it? It sets off the powerful automatic flusher and your butt gets wet. And you're thinking wtf? I wasn't finished yet. But you know the ladies in line would get all kinds of weird ideas if you said it out loud, so you just think it really really hard.

I accidentally wandered into the men's restroom instead of the women's room at the cinema once. I was several steps in when I said, "oops, wrong one." The young man who was using the urinal startled and turned around, peeing on his shoe.