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USELESS DIATRIBE GOES FIRST:
You know what rocks my socks? People who have never served 30 seconds in uniform making judgment calls about the quality of life in the US military. They base their assumptions on TeeVee and movies, which MUST be true.
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RE: Hanging Olive Drab Ninja
PUSSY. You're not wearing 80 pounds of body armor! (j/k)
Cute trick, but nobody shoots like that, bro. Especially with a Colt Commando. Those things have more muzzle displacement than a fat chick after too many Red Bulls. I had this one buddy that... well, yeah. Nevermind.
Seriously: I love Air Force. I should have joined them instead of the Army. Hell, I'd probably still be IN the AF right now if I had. They're laid back, got a ton of money, and don't play the bullshit uniform / regulation / drill sergeant games. AF EOD are my favorite cowboys. Those dudes made Army EOD look like kids in a sandbox.
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Yeah, the military is a weird physical fitness monster. Half fatasses and half Spartan superheroes.
And skinny guys like me.
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OP Guy: Go to college. Don't be a weenie-face. Join the military AFTER college, if you so desire. It kicks ass and women cream their jeans because you're wearing ripstop polyester with earth-tone squiggles.
Just remember: Officers have to earn respect. NCOs simply excrete respect from special glands in their fists and eyeballs.
Last edited by Plan9; 09-11-2007 at 06:13 AM..
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