Originally Posted by willravel

I saw this horrible movie called Shakespeare in Love a few years back. Gweneth Paltrow played an aristocrat named Viola De Lesseps, who was an actress in an actor's world. Women weren't allowed to act in plays, even to play the part of women. So she cross-dressed. She took some fabric and wrapped up her womanly-bits and put a shirt on over the whole thing. She went from a large A to a B down to nada. That could be a strategy employed to deter gross uncles.