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LOL hey, that's better than the talk from my dad :
"Have you got a woman yet?"
"Nah, haven't really been looking to be honest."
"What's with that boy, you haven't had a woman in years."
"Eh, just the way the dice got rolled."
"You know, if you're gay, it's alright, we wont care."
"I'm not gay dad."
"Ok, ok. But if you are, it's fine."
*Sigh*
"Dad, really, I'm not gay, fuck, at least if I was gay I'd be getting laid"
"Righto, I think we'll drop this now"
"Oh really? Because before you seemed keen to talk about it. Maybe I should get a mail order bride, or a thai lady boy...."
"MICK!!!!! SHUT UP!"
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