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EXPLANATION FOR EUROPEANS AND OTHER FREE THINKERS
People are descended from early primates.
Early primates were preyed on by scary carnivores with camoflaged fur.
The primates that could spot a pattern that MIGHT be a tiger lived to breed.
Pattern spotting therefore became a skill that evolution selected for.
EXPLANATION FOR NEO-CON CHRISTIANS AND OTHER ODD FOLKS
God makes the little pixies in your clock ring a tiny magic bell at 11:10:59 so you look round.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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