Not what you are missing, what you have!
(gestures to your huge, beautiful brain)
THIS seems to be the source of the problem for the subhumans in your quest for acceptance.
Hey... the first monkey to walk upright got shit talked to 'em all the time.
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I'm the same way. I go out and sit there while all my friends are womanizing, flexing their muscles, and posturing like gorillas at the zoo. I want a girl who plays board games, reads books, shoots an M4 better than me, and doesn't mind putting her toes in the mud while its raining outside.
And thus I watch and wait.
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