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Conspiracy
In a drowsy moment as I was waking a few days ago, I had an idea. It was the kind of magnificently paranoid idea that only a half-conscious brain can create. As I laid there, half-dreaming and half-awake:
I thought that my social security number was my human IP address, assigned to me when I was young as my own unique identification number. Since then, the government/aliens/Illuminati has been using it to control my thoughts, and they're trying to make my kidneys fail or something (that's where it got foggy).
Like I said, it was a half-dreamed thought, so some of it was foggy. When I was fully awake, I reflected on what my brain had just vomited up and laughed at myself, partially because it made some sense but mostly because it was so ridiculous.
Anyone got any strange conspiracy theories?
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