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Two Old Men
Two old men were sitting in a bar.
One slammed his glass down on the counter and said to the other, "If I die first, I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday. There's a good man."
The other eyed him up and sipped at his drink slowly, then lowered it and said, "Alright then. But do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"
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