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God, the sad thing is I can identify and testify for at least 75% percent of these!
A couple of my own:
- It only takes me 10 minutes to get ready = Make-up and hair drying don't count
- It's the perfect size = it's small
- Her jacket is ugly = She looks better than me
- She's pretty = You even think of looking at her you're dead
- We're going to be late = You have made us late
- I love you = you better say it back, with 5 reasons why
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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