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Originally Posted by mandy
i wouldn't say that women are better or rather all that better  it's just that most women, alot of women, use common sense most of the time but that's because God made it that way  ...Let me explain...
One day God had created man and woman and he had two parts that he didnt know where he should put or whom they should go to, the man or the woman.
So, he thought he has such a good relationship with both of them he'd rather ask them which they would prefer instead of just giving it to them.
So, God called together the man and woman and said: " i have 2 parts that i would like you two to choose from. The first one allows you to stand and pee." and before God could say what the other one was Adam jumped up and down and said: " oh, i would like that...it sounds like just something a man should have." and eve said: " if he wants it so badly, i think he should have it." and God gave Adam his part and Adam went all over just standing and peeing all over the place. He peed over rocks and tried even to reach over the trees and at one stage he even tried to pee across the lake.
God and Eve stood aside and felt really good that they had given Adam something that makes him so happy.
it was just then that Eve turned to God and asked: "but God, you said you had two parts? Adam got his part...what is the other part called?"
and God turned to her shrugging his shoulders and answered politely : "Brains"
So, it was always destined to be that way. 
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I've heard this one before, but with a different punchline:
It was then that Eve turned to God and asked, "God, you said you had two parts. Adam got his part. What ability does the other one give?"
And God said, "Multiple orgasms."
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Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser
Maybe, maybe not. I'm sure we all have our own theories regarding the opposite sex.
Mine just happens to be that, on average, women are generally a bit more psychopathic than men are. Where do you think the saying "Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned" came from? Of course, I don't think either sex is better than the other.
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Actually, men are
far more likely to be psychopathic than women.