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Leander · 05-28-2003, 02:02 PM

The other day I'm in the drive thru at a McDonald's. The problem is the idiot in the minivan in front of me that has been going 30 in a 50 also pulls into the drive thru in front of me. She stares at the menu board for a minute and then orders a side salad. The guy inside asks what kind of dressing does she want. This starts the problem. Well, what do you have, she asks.
We have ranch, vinaigrette, blue cheese and ceasar.
So she says Can I have lite Italian?
At this point I was pissed, on my way to my crappy job and she's a moron, so I yell out my window, Did the man say he had ANY FUCKING Italian. Get the Ceasar.
Sure enough after another me she gets the Ceasar.
But the biggest kick in my ass, is that she parks after getting her order to eat it. Why didn't she just go inside in the first place?

05-28-2003, 02:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
Leander Crazy Location: The Land o'Toxins and Wudder	The other day I'm in the drive thru at a McDonald's. The problem is the idiot in the minivan in front of me that has been going 30 in a 50 also pulls into the drive thru in front of me. She stares at the menu board for a minute and then orders a side salad. The guy inside asks what kind of dressing does she want. This starts the problem. Well, what do you have, she asks. We have ranch, vinaigrette, blue cheese and ceasar. So she says Can I have lite Italian? At this point I was pissed, on my way to my crappy job and she's a moron, so I yell out my window, Did the man say he had ANY FUCKING Italian. Get the Ceasar. Sure enough after another me she gets the Ceasar. But the biggest kick in my ass, is that she parks after getting her order to eat it. Why didn't she just go inside in the first place? __________________ Just me and God, watching Scotty die..